Modern Christmas Traditions in the Emergency Department:
            The Top Ten!

            Author Unknown

            10. Bayberry scented ammonia capsules.

            9. Replace foley lubricant with cranberry sauce.

            8. Complimentary "makeover" with every 10th Kwell™ shower.

            7. Tinsel decorations on CT scanner often mimics a subdural hematoma.

            6. Holiday Special: 2 for 1 abscess drainage.

            5. NARCAN™ FOR EVERYBODY!!!

            4. Play "find the rock cocaine" body cavity search for the P.D.

            3. Festive holiday decorations made from cut-off cock-rings.

            2. Generous Christmas bonus from hospital administration, with a retail value of up to $10!

            1. And new for 2002: Defibrillate me, Elmo!


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