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March 2004
G.O.Pathetic (3/11/04)
Please allow me to give you my money! (3/10/04)
They just can't take it (3/3/04)
February 2004
PREGNANT WOMAN ACTING LIKE NO ONE EVER GOT PREGNANT BEFORE (2/29/04)
Example of someone who should rot in hell. (2/12/04)
Whatevah! (2/9/04)
Bill O'Reilly, Limbaugh, and Hitler to party in hell (2/9/04)
Stop me before I buy again! (2/6/04)
ROLL CALL! (2/6/04)
Ch-ch-ch-changes! (2/6/04)
January 2004
#1 in the hood, G! (1/31/04)
Knowledge I hope you never have to use (1/31/04)
Listening has its limits (1/31/04)
Speaking of cute animals ... (1/30/04)
Cows are cute (1/30/04)
Living in squalor (1/28/04)
"Come! Join me in hell!" (1/28/04)
Iams cruel to animals? (1/28/04)
Blah blah blah. (1/27/04)
Disclaimer (1/27/04)
Two people fucking? (1/27/04)
MP3 Baybee! (1/27/04)
Drool-cicles! (1/26/04)
Feline evil (1/23/04)
Aw hell (1/23/04)
Paging Doctor LOVE (1/23/04)
Me and my hairbrained schemes! (1/22/04)
Poor perception, or is it perfect? (1/22/04)
Insulting, but true! (1/22/04)
More angry white girl boycott madness! (1/22/04)
Doom! DOOOOOM! (1/22/04)
"Hope", ya fucked me again. (1/21/04)
Reason for boycotts (1/20/04)
Rejection is only valid if you pay for it (1/20/04)
Oh yeah, I forgot ... I hate people! (1/18/04)
Fruit Punch is NOT SAFE. Oh, when will the world finally learn? (1/17/04)
Discrimination! (1/16/04)
Math cult! (1/15/04)
New photos in Gallery! (1/11/04)
My new significant other (1/5/04)
Now THAT'S a friend! (1/5/04)
Blogroll alert! (1/5/04)
Meet the new addition to my family (1/5/04)
No terrorist attacks -- it's a good thing! (1/3/04)
I'm ba-ack! (1/3/04)
November 2003
The tool of satan! (11/15/03)
Mary status update (11/15/03)
October 2003
Hiatus (10/27/03)
What century is this? (10/25/03)
Grocery stores: prices up, service down. Why? (10/24/03)
I take it back. Unfuck you! (10/24/03)
The suckage continues (10/22/03)
Focus on the POSITIVE (10/21/03)
Moose's Halloween Costume (10/20/03)
Soon to be unemployed? (10/20/03)
Hypocrite, or good girl? (10/20/03)
Oh, the humanity! (10/18/03)
Statistics, Mary-Style (10/17/03)
"Trick or Treat Bible Quotes!" (10/16/03)
The world would be great if it wasn't for the people in it. (10/15/03)
Satan's Holiday, MY ASS! (10/15/03)
Ode to my car (10/13/03)
Minivans make me want to kill myself (10/13/03)
Stupid teenage story (10/11/03)
Things to do with panty liners (10/11/03)
For me to POOP ON! (10/11/03)
Don't read this unless you want to get REALLY pissed off (10/10/03)
Those Who Do Not Kill You Make You Stronger (10/9/03)
Asstards to the left of me, asstards to the right of me... (10/7/03)
Learn how to drive, assclowns! (10/7/03)
My future (10/6/03)
Quote of the Day (10/6/03)
Workin for a livin (10/4/03)
Quote of the Day (10/3/03)
New Find of the Day (10/3/03)
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! (10/3/03)
I think we all agree: some people shouldn't be parents (10/2/03)
I need this tattooed somewhere (10/2/03)
September 2003
Saint Bernard Stuff (9/30/03)
More Moose pics! (9/30/03)
X-treme bad parenting (9/30/03)
I hope they catch these guys (9/30/03)
Go Cranky Chick! (9/30/03)
Do you buy over-the-counter medicines? (9/29/03)
Jabba the Nut (9/29/03)
Ban this IP (9/29/03)
Land of the childfree! (9/28/03)
For Jane (9/27/03)
HOW TO GET OUT OF SPEEDING TICKETS -- A TUTORIAL (9/27/03)
Working sucks (9/26/03)
One lobotomy please (9/25/03)
Sweeeet (9/24/03)
I finally have my POLICIES PAGE up! (9/24/03)
Making a mockery of the issue of free speech (9/24/03)
PIIINNNGG (9/24/03)
Trackbacks (9/24/03)
It has to be asked ... (9/23/03)
A webring worth joining! (9/23/03)
Whazzup with the medical shit, BeerMary? (9/23/03)
But it's all natural! (9/23/03)
More opinions on the value of nurses (9/23/03)
The best thing since bottled beer! (9/22/03)
Health care in U.S.: Good Night, Nurse! (9/22/03)
And I was gonna come to your funeral in a red dress! (9/20/03)
That's what friends are for! (9/20/03)
Joni needs us (9/19/03)
Angela kicks ass! (9/19/03)
And it only the USCD til the year 2003 to pull their heads out of their asses (9/18/03)
Don't expect me to wipe your ass when you're old, either (9/18/03)
Well, they say it's good for ya! (9/17/03)
FICTION SLAM! (9/17/03)
Fucking pharm companies, rippin' us off! (9/16/03)
The blame game (9/16/03)
Why don't the CRIMINALS try self-help for a change? (9/16/03)
Oh, he's such a tease! (9/15/03)
Choose your major wisely, grasshopper! (9/15/03)
Congratulations, Mrs. Malone! (9/15/03)
Perverts Beware! (9/15/03)
Dog Park! (9/14/03)
Relationships: Going Extinct? (9/14/03)
As if we didn't have enough to keep us awake at night (9/14/03)
A day without new members is like a day without sunshine and care bears! (9/14/03)
The trolls got another one (9/13/03)
Become a better person through college degrees (9/12/03)
B on soulless asshat trolls (9/12/03)
Lil' help? (9/12/03)
"Where are the 67 virgins? And why am I forced to eat shit?" (9/11/03)
B of "Are you there God? It's me, your portapotty!" on 9/11 (9/11/03)
Faith in my heart (9/11/03)
How Enigma will be handling the 9/11 anniversary (9/11/03)
9/11 misconceptions? (9/11/03)
Sonia of "MedicMom" on 9/11 (9/11/03)
Redsugar of "Redsugar Muse" on 9/11 (9/11/03)
Jane of "Social Reject" on 9/11 (9/11/03)
David of "Sketches of Strain" on 9/11 (9/11/03)
Quotes from the 'sphere (9/11/03)
Dan Rather on Letterman, 9/17/01 (9/11/03)
David Letterman monologue, 9/17/01 (9/11/03)
9/11: Two Years Ago Today (9/11/03)
Who has the right to grieve 9/11? (9/10/03)
A tribute that I personally find comforting (9/10/03)
Bumpersticker Rebuttal (9/10/03)
Yet Another Rant By That Guy With the Dumb Ass Pseudonym (9/10/03)
Muesli, the Saint Bernard (9/9/03)
This film is so "me" (9/9/03)
The trolls are back (9/9/03)
"I'm being hassled in the elevator by a dude!" (9/9/03)
Should I take it off? (9/9/03)
A sentiment that is sure to make all men hate me (9/8/03)
Origins of Blue Thunder / Blue Thunder's Drive of DOOM (9/7/03)
Boris is CafePress' featured shop! (9/5/03)
Penguins are cute (9/5/03)
Workin (9/4/03)
Ideas, and a request (9/4/03)
How to make the cute 2 (9/4/03)
Up yours, RIAA! (9/4/03)
Music Company Blinks: OK to Buy CDs Again? (9/4/03)
Don't buy furniture from Rooms To Go! (9/3/03)
More Spider Stuff (9/3/03)
I've lost my traffic mojo! (9/3/03)
Digital Prozac (9/3/03)
Boycott list - UPDATED! (9/3/03)
Michael Jackson (9/3/03)
Another computer crash tragedy! (9/1/03)
Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck! (9/1/03)
THE HORROR! (9/1/03)
Computer Questions (9/1/03)
Did I spend some money this weekend! (9/1/03)
August 2003
My weekend so far (8/31/03)
"Public Record" and private pain (8/29/03)
Could I possibly care less? (8/29/03)
Elk and bison and wolves -- oh my! (8/28/03)
I'm sending viruses?! (8/28/03)
Fraggleknockin Bullshit (8/27/03)
You wanted my company, so get off the phone! (8/27/03)
How YOU doin? (8/27/03)
Don't Forget to Back Up the Porn Files! (8/26/03)
Power Over People (8/26/03)
The Unknown Grave (8/26/03)
A Sisters Revenge Part 4 (8/25/03)
You haven't won (8/25/03)
Deja Blog (8/25/03)
Memories . . . make me laugh and wet my pants (8/25/03)
Pondering relationships (8/24/03)
The Sims (8/23/03)
Maddox vs. the millionaire (8/23/03)
My Mom Teaches Sex Ed (originally posted 9/02) (8/22/03)
I had a dream (8/22/03)
Why is "locked" so hard to understand? (8/22/03)
A great comeback to the "forward this and you'll get a million bucks" emails (8/22/03)
A Sisters Revenge Part 3 (8/21/03)
Let me tell you about my new relationship (8/21/03)
A Sisters Revenge Part 2 (8/21/03)
A Sister's Revenge Part 1 (8/21/03)
Hi! (8/20/03)
Out of Order (8/19/03)
I'm feeling MUCH better now! (8/18/03)
Welcome to the land of "why do I fucking care" -- Part 2938 of the "How many times can Mary say the word 'fuck' while simultaneoulsy feeling sorry for herself" epic series (8/17/03)
Is it working? (8/17/03)
Equal Rights for Marriage (8/16/03)
New York, how I love ya! (8/16/03)
Live in WA, ID, MT, WY, SD, IA, NE, MO, AR, TX? Like cats? (8/15/03)
Angela is brilliant every day, but this is especially kickass! (8/15/03)
OK, I think some people need some EDUMICATION! (8/14/03)
A shocking tale too true to be false! (8/13/03)
The horror! My GOD, the HORROR! (8/12/03)
Is that a surprise post popping up, or am I just happy to see you? (8/11/03)
Hulk mad! Hulk smash! Hulk blog! (8/11/03)
This time last year (8/11/03)
Two jobs? I'd rather be shopping! (8/11/03)
Denver Blogger Meetup! (8/10/03)
Insert profound, life-changing entry here (8/10/03)
Just as I always suspected: Birth control is the answer to everything! (8/9/03)
Get your free blog heyah! (8/9/03)
Design whore notes (8/9/03)
Thwart the evil fucks! For ten bucks! (8/9/03)
I feel like a bitch for doing so, but after a month of this bullshit, I feel like I finally have to take a stand (8/9/03)
The most worthy cause yet! (8/8/03)
I'll be watching my back (8/7/03)
Much to the chagrin of prairie dogs everywhere ... (8/7/03)
100th Member! (8/7/03)
Through the miracle of Internet Technology, my embarassing moments can be brought to you AS THEY HAPPEN! (8/7/03)
Yeah, he said it! (8/7/03)
98 members drinking beer on the web ... (8/7/03)
Pssst! A black guy was interviewed! (8/7/03)
Holy CRAP what a project! (8/6/03)
You're not Dat Phunny, so where did you get Dat many Phans? (8/6/03)
Hi, I'm Mary, and I have no crotchfruit. (8/6/03)
Meeting Moron Osmosis (8/5/03)
Lauren is on a roll! (8/5/03)
Family photos from hell! (8/5/03)
Goodnight, sweetheart! (8/4/03)
Is there a God? YOU make the call! (8/4/03)
Kiss my ass, Atkins diet! (8/4/03)
Thank yah Lawd! (8/4/03)
My seven seconds of fame! (8/4/03)
By the way ... (8/4/03)
Only hate the haters (8/4/03)
Much better than Gigli! (8/4/03)
Screw you, coworker! (8/3/03)
OK, time to catch up! (8/3/03)
Look at the movie Glenn made for me! (8/3/03)
Bear with me darlins! (8/2/03)
Awwww! (8/2/03)
Donation Instructions (8/2/03)
July 2003
Public Service (7/9/03)
Help desk! How may I not humor you today? (7/9/03)
I need something to smile about (7/9/03)
Dressin' up for a night on the town! (7/8/03)
I'm in loooove, with a very special bloooog! (7/8/03)
Vocabulary expansion (7/7/03)
"Boat rage" leads to murder; crowd refuses to help (7/6/03)
The epic struggle! (7/5/03)
At bars: Watch your charge card! (7/2/03)
Unfortunate 4th of July Greetings (7/1/03)
Justice system? (7/1/03)
June 2003
RIAA's greed causing more problems than first thought. (6/30/03)
On with the show (6/29/03)
Telemarketers do NOT have a God-given right to their jobs (6/28/03)
Karma gets its mojo back (6/27/03)
Birthday pics (6/26/03)
Women, owning real estate? Don't be ridiculous! (6/26/03)
I would love to write something profoundly entertaining ... (6/25/03)
"Where is your mother?" Divorcing your ass! (6/23/03)
Not for YOU to judge (6/23/03)
Can I have an autograph? (6/22/03)
Well, I'm not dead yet. (6/22/03)
I miss (6/21/03)
I'm so having a cow! (6/20/03)
There's Something About Mary's Hair (6/19/03)
Can you hear me now? (6/18/03)
The other hair gel (6/18/03)
Ocean Journey Aquarium Pics (6/18/03)
You annoy your dog (6/18/03)
I've officially HAD IT for GOOD this time! (6/17/03)
Vacation Pics Part One (6/17/03)
Mmmmm, beer! (6/16/03)
Bite me (6/16/03)
Search engines must be random! (6/16/03)
Corporate Politics (a.k.a, "And you thought you were out of junior high!") (6/16/03)
It's OK to be single! Really! No matter what anyone says! (6/15/03)
Too much self esteem can be a bad thing (6/12/03)
Women and Traditional Religion (6/11/03)
I'm on vacation! Read about Blue Thunder (6/10/03)
Brilliant! (6/9/03)
My Mom: A Play in One Act (6/9/03)
Oh, untwist your dogdamn panties! Geez! (6/8/03)
"Layers" alternative! (6/8/03)
Layers (or, "I'm a sellout") (6/8/03)
Asshat! (6/6/03)
Attention, air ambulance crews everywhere! (6/6/03)
We're all gonna need one someday! (6/6/03)
Sigh. (6/5/03)
Happy Independence Day to MEEEEEEE! (6/5/03)
McGregor the Blog Writer (6/5/03)
I'm about to get even more cool! (6/5/03)
No shift diff is worth this! (6/4/03)
A Varitable Potpourri of Fucktards! (6/4/03)
I say fry the sonofabitch (6/3/03)
Who knew? (6/2/03)
Religious one-liners (6/1/03)
May 2003
Call first, ask questions later (5/31/03)
Out of the mouths of geezers (5/31/03)
Be kind to the elderly (5/30/03)
Know anyone on Lipitor? (5/29/03)
Stand off (5/29/03)
This is important world news? (5/29/03)
I couldn't have said it better myself (5/28/03)
NOW how much would you pay? (5/28/03)
Give! Give, or God will get ya! (5/28/03)
"The system... is down!" (5/28/03)
Surf by story (5/28/03)
Comcast News (5/28/03)
From the desk of moi (5/27/03)
What can make work even MORE enjoyable? Pantyhose! (5/27/03)
Good times, good times! (5/25/03)
My dad, the senior surfer! (5/23/03)
Piss off the elderly! (5/23/03)
Oh, you must go check it out! (5/22/03)
"Ay captain! I don't think I can dumb it down much more!" (5/21/03)
Isn't that sweet? (5/21/03)
Just say NO to blogspot! (5/21/03)
Has it come to this? (5/20/03)
I can't believe it! The damn thing is skinned! (5/17/03)
YAY! Blogrolling has a new feature (5/17/03)
The Fogey Does It Again! (5/16/03)
I was 15, 20 years ago (5/16/03)
There goes my weekend! (5/16/03)
Quik question (5/15/03)
When I was seventeen, it was a very good year ... (5/15/03)
Reason #192848332 to use condoms (5/15/03)
If you mess with my man, I'llgonnabetheonetobreakittoya (5/14/03)
Whoo! There it is! Syndication! (5/13/03)
A Colorado sunset from my back porch (5/13/03)
Cute Animals (5/13/03)
Oh no you DIDN'T find my site that way! (5/13/03)
OK, now THIS is brilliant! (5/12/03)
Open letter to the breeders (5/12/03)
New puppy cuteness! (5/12/03)
My Starbucks caramel mocha just shot out my nose! (5/12/03)
Once again it comes loading back! New layout's gettin' ill like a heart attack! (5/11/03)
I got a Mother's Day card! (5/11/03)
Speaking of annoying food quotes . . . (5/10/03)
Oh, shut UP! (5/10/03)
Strong enough for a man; not made for a toilet (5/9/03)
I miss the puppy days (5/9/03)
The guilt may just crush me (5/8/03)
Which came first? (5/7/03)
SARS (5/7/03)
It's a girl! (5/7/03)
A Jewish Boyfriend? Shocking! (5/6/03)
Pick the freshest balls you can, for extra bounce (5/5/03)
I hate him and I MEAN IT! (5/5/03)
If I were in charge around here ... (5/5/03)
Do you charge extra for that? (5/5/03)
"Operator, can you give me the number for 9-1-1?" (5/5/03)
A Titanic Rambling Entry (5/4/03)
Nicety-Nice! (5/2/03)
All Hail the Colorado Rockies! (5/1/03)
April 2003
HOW TO... Post more than one entry per page on Diary-X (4/30/03)
It's a Long Road to . . . well, the road. (4/30/03)
I'll say it! He's an ASSHOLE! (4/29/03)
Quick funny (4/29/03)
Guest Post (4/26/03)
Grrr! (4/25/03)
How to (UPDATED) (4/25/03)
Why God, WHY? (4/24/03)
My desktop at work (4/22/03)
100 Things About Me (4/22/03)
Dung Drops (4/21/03)
A dog can do a lot of growing in 6 months! (4/19/03)
An SoB is going to be part of my family! AIEEE! (4/19/03)
Adoption Part 6 (4/18/03)
Faith in humanity? Not before I've had my coffee! (4/17/03)
Captain Urination must be thwarted! (4/15/03)
Bite me, Monica Lewinsky (4/15/03)
Taxes are DONE! (4/14/03)
Wake UP! (4/13/03)
You'll regret hazing the newbie! (4/13/03)
Romper, bomper, stomper, boo (4/12/03)
Take some fucking responsibility (4/12/03)
Medical professionals are fucking stupid (4/12/03)
Bleah. (4/11/03)
I'm textbook, unless it would be something that benefits me (4/11/03)
Oh, silly me. (4/10/03)
No one is above suspicion! (4/10/03)
I have such cool coworkers! (4/10/03)
Something pro and anti-war people can agree upon (4/10/03)
You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth! (4/10/03)
Our Marines EARNED This Moment (4/10/03)
A tale of two cities (4/9/03)
Meandering gushiness (4/9/03)
It's a beautiful morning (4/9/03)
The shot hurts, but it's worth it to avoid the disease (4/9/03)
"Married By America" -- I have to ask (4/8/03)
On a lighter note (4/8/03)
An Iraqi Woman Speaks Out (4/7/03)
That "not so fresh" feeling. (4/7/03)
OMG, he's SO DREAMY! *Giggle!* (4/6/03)
Look heyah, there's a big ass iceberg! (4/5/03)
I promised you drunkenness, and I delivered! (4/5/03)
A lobotomy may be in order (4/4/03)
I'm sick ... SICK I TELL YOU! (4/3/03)
The Catholic Church apparently doesn't think it's alienating enough of its members by molesting kids (4/3/03)
The Anti-Bloggies (4/1/03)
March 2003
New Smilies (3/31/03)
Ow! Ow! Ow! (3/31/03)
Who is more evil, Fred Phelps, or Mr. Rogers? (Or, "Fred Phelps is like Hitler without the budget") (3/30/03)
How do you keep a war protester in suspense? (3/29/03)
The opinions of a child (3/29/03)
Health warning for men (3/28/03)
I'm all smiles! (3/28/03)
MP3 upload - can I do it? (3/28/03)
A groovy mystery (3/28/03)
Get back on your meds, psycho (3/27/03)
Not feeling like myself today (3/27/03)
What makes actors qualified to determine U.S. foreign policy? (3/27/03)
Mr. Sandman - Don't bring me a dream! (3/26/03)
Warms the cockles of my heart (3/26/03)
The Eyes Have It (3/25/03)
Feathers Blanc (3/24/03)
Money is the root of all bullshit (3/24/03)
Category Icons (3/23/03)
Some hummers got dope 20" rims, yo! (3/23/03)
Potpourri of musings (3/23/03)
Boycott movies (3/22/03)
Better excuse than my dog eating my homework (3/21/03)
The Aftermath (3/20/03)
Day 2 of the Denver Blizzard (3/19/03)
Lovin' the snow! (3/18/03)
To kill an American (3/17/03)
Moose loves his uncle Mike (3/15/03)
I was wrong to try and make free speech and church/state the same issue (3/15/03)
Free speech is NOT vandalism (3/13/03)
I don't have the words to express my outrage (3/12/03)
Discrediting the memory of dead 9/11 heroes (3/12/03)
Alas, poor common sense, I knew him well (3/11/03)
Quote of the Day (3/10/03)
New photo gallery features! (3/9/03)
Anti-War Protesters: Please Open Your Eyes! (3/9/03)
EMS: Delusion vs. Reality (3/7/03)
Moosie Poosie (3/6/03)
Is that a camera in your crotch, or are you just happy to see me? (3/5/03)
Moose Update (3/4/03)
Moose Blues (3/3/03)
It's amazing what you get done when you don't have cable! (3/2/03)
I'm on the waiting list for a personality transplant (3/2/03)
CoLoggers Meetup Pics! (3/1/03)
February 2003
Sam's surgery went fine! (2/28/03)
Let's play amateur psychologist! (2/28/03)
No cavities on MY head! (2/27/03)
Sam Update! (2/27/03)
MY GALLERY IS WORKING! (2/26/03)
Bleah! Ptooi! (2/26/03)
Thanks, Jaime! (2/26/03)
Adoption Part 5 (Speaking of being appreciative. . .) (2/25/03)
Everyone's allowed to an opinion . . . Except you, Mary (2/25/03)
I'm holdin out for a hero! (2/24/03)
Suicide prevention (2/24/03)
I’ve turned into one of those abusive moms I used to bitch about (2/24/03)
The hate just below the surface is being seen (2/24/03)
Can't skin this damn site (2/23/03)
I have not yet begun to defile myself (2/23/03)
Trolls to the left of me . . . (2/22/03)
What it's like to write in my own blog (2/22/03)
Workplace Unfairness Part 3 (2/22/03)
Workplace Unfairness, part II (2/21/03)
Everything you've ever wanted to know about pneumonia . . . (2/21/03)
How does business get away with this fraggleknockin' bullshit? (2/21/03)
I was disappointed. I was inconvenienced. I was wrong. So, someone else has to pay. (2/21/03)
Moose & Bunny Pics (2/20/03)
Why don't you just be yourself and sue your parents for naming you Avril? (2/20/03)
I should know better than to think people will respect my posting my opinion in my own blog, because I know they won't, but I'm doing it anyway (2/20/03)
Parents suck (2/20/03)
I don't know what to say (2/19/03)
Being sick sucks, but being stupid sucks worse (2/19/03)
It's a good thing I wasn't at the speed dating thing (2/18/03)
Google-rific! (2/18/03)
An assignment for you, dear reader (2/17/03)
The Couple Club (2/17/03)
Bite the hand that saves your puppy ass, why don't ya? (2/17/03)
am I the only person on the earth who doesn't know how to code? (2/16/03)
Site Tinkering (2/15/03)
Disposable Pets: Will People be Next? (2/14/03)
There's a junkie felon mental patient in everyone (2/13/03)
My personality flaws were predestined by the stars! (2/13/03)
Furkids (2/12/03)
Judge me on my choice of words? Fuck you! (2/12/03)
CNA's are NOT nurses (2/12/03)
Thanks for all the help coding this mutha! (2/11/03)
Cryin' like a little bitch (2/10/03)
I know what you did last blog entry (2/8/03)
Somebody take this digital camera away from me! (2/8/03)
Pee and Prejudice (2/4/03)
Public guilt trip, and grave robbers (2/2/03)
Women: We should shut up about domestic violence, because men have it much worse don't you know! (2/1/03)
January 2003
Things Every New Diarist Should Know (1/27/03)
Trolls and as are forcing bloggers stop writing what they really feel. That's fucked up! (1/20/03)
When did discipline become child abuse? (1/19/03)
Much love to our troops! (1/17/03)
Journal Censorship can BITE MY ASS! (1/16/03)
Sometimes, justice demands that someone's ass has to fry (1/14/03)
Me and my dirty fucking mouth (1/13/03)
Speaking of spoiled Americans . . . (1/12/03)
"Everything you do supports terrorism, you spoiled American pig!" (oh, shut up!) (1/11/03)
I'm a judgmental bitch, but it feels so right! (1/9/03)
The only link between SUV's and terrorism is the occasional soccer mom who tries to drive and use her fucking cell phone at the same time! (1/9/03)
The amorous advances of the involved man (1/8/03)
Stuff All Teenagers Should Know, Part II (1/6/03)
Calling in sick (1/3/03)
December 2002
Male Conversation, and Titties (12/31/02)
If you were a good parent, you'd lie to your kids (12/23/02)
A Christmas Story Part 3 (12/22/02)
Christmas Memories Part 1 & 2 (12/6/02)
Adoption Part 4 (12/4/02)
Adoption Part 3 (12/4/02)
Adoption Part 2 (12/4/02)
Adoption Part 1 (12/3/02)
Blog Posturing? Not me. (12/2/02)
The Class System (12/2/02)
November 2002
Mary's Life Truths (11/28/02)
The Fireman's Humiliation (11/23/02)
Potpourri of musings that will make the world a better place (11/20/02)
Where's My Welfare Check? (11/14/02)
This couold be the start of something big (11/12/02)
Stuff every teenage girl should know (11/10/02)
A Story About My Dad Part 3 (11/5/02)
I've decided (11/3/02)
War Talk (11/1/02)
MY DOGSITTER IS THE WORLDS BIGGEST FUCKING BITCH (11/1/02)
October 2002
We're raising a society of Kleibold and Harris-es in training (10/30/02)
Guess we do more than serve drinks after all (10/23/02)
A Story About My Dad Part 2 (10/22/02)
I'm old and tired (10/22/02)
The BMX Dirtbike Drama (10/18/02)
I hate kids (quotes from Maddox) (10/17/02)
How can you blow off a PUPPY? (10/17/02)
How I learned the medical meaning of "flatulence" (10/13/02)
I'm Better Than Your Kids, Too! (10/12/02)
Taking Offense At Mascots (10/12/02)
Stupid People Everywhere! (10/9/02)
An Evening of My Life (10/4/02)
Self-Pity Alert (10/1/02)
September 2002
Being Single a Bad Business Decision (9/27/02)
Sadistic Advertising (9/19/02)
Just because you CAN have a baby, doesn't mean you SHOULD (9/13/02)
Fearing the "Deeply Religious" (9/10/02)
Have you? (9/9/02)
A movie made me cry like a little bitch (9/8/02)
About the Florida Terrorist Scare (9/7/02)
CEO's: Do they deserve their pay (hint: hell no!) (9/7/02)
We Are Tobacco's Bitch (9/4/02)
August 2002
If you don't want to die over a pizza, you're RACIST (8/23/02)
Want to be an RN? Welcome to hell, kid (8/18/02)
RN vs. Paramedic (8/17/02)
No one cares about the safety of hospital workers (8/16/02)
Religion is a tool (8/11/02)
July 2002
Evangelist, heal thyself! (7/28/02)
The greed of the pharm companies + spoiled dr's = we're fucked (7/19/02)
Dogma Elitism (7/17/02)
EMS sure does attract some fucktards (7/1/02)
June 2002
I WILL Pledge my Allegiance (6/27/02)
Test 1 (6/8/02)
Test 2 (6/8/02)
test3 (6/8/02)
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